Tuesday, January 27, 2026
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Tim Walz Humiliates Himself With Desperate Plea

Tim Walz spent months comparing federal agents to Nazis.

Now he needs your money to pay his lawyers.

The Investigation

The Department of Justice opened a probe into Minnesota’s governor last week. The focus: whether Walz, Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey, and other officials conspired to impede federal officers from doing their jobs.

This isn’t a political stunt. Subpoenas went out Tuesday. Walz confirmed he received one. So did Frey. So did Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison.

When the DOJ starts issuing subpoenas, someone’s getting serious.

The investigation centers on a conspiracy statute — specifically whether these officials coordinated to obstruct immigration enforcement in Minneapolis. Not just criticized it. Not just disagreed with it. Actively conspired to stop federal agents from carrying out their lawful duties.

That’s a crime. And now there’s a paper trail the feds want to examine.

The Fundraising Pivot

Walz’s response tells you everything about where his head is at.

Within days of the investigation becoming public, his team launched a legal defense fund. Supporters received urgent notifications: “Rush a donation.” The linked ActBlue page declares the charges “baseless” while simultaneously admitting “the road ahead is long, difficult, and expensive.”

If the charges are baseless, why the emergency fundraising?

Innocent people don’t immediately set up legal defense funds and beg for cash. They cooperate with investigations, provide documents, and let the process play out. Guilty people lawyer up and start collecting money.

Walz is acting like a man who knows what investigators might find.

The “Weaponization” Card

Predictably, Walz is crying political persecution.

“Threatening political opponents is a dangerous, authoritarian tactic,” he said in a statement, accusing Trump of “weaponizing the justice system.”

Frey echoed the talking point, claiming the feds are trying to “intimidate local leaders for doing their jobs.”

Their jobs. That’s how they describe obstructing federal law enforcement.

Here’s the thing about the “weaponization” defense: it only works if you didn’t actually do anything wrong. If Walz and Frey coordinated to prevent ICE from operating in Minneapolis — if they issued orders, made statements, or took actions designed to obstruct enforcement — then this isn’t weaponization. It’s accountability.

You don’t get to conspire against federal agents and then claim victimhood when someone notices.

What They Actually Did

Let’s review the tape.

Walz called ICE agents “Trump’s modern-day Gestapo.” Not a slip of the tongue. A deliberate comparison to Nazi death squads.

Frey turned Minneapolis into a sanctuary city, explicitly limiting cooperation with federal immigration enforcement.

Both officials made public statements encouraging resistance to ICE operations. Both presided over a city where federal agents faced organized obstruction, violent confrontations, and eventually deadly encounters.

Two people are dead. An agent lost a finger. Churches have been stormed. The streets burned.

And now we’re supposed to believe the DOJ is being unfair for asking questions?

The Statute

The investigation reportedly involves a conspiracy statute related to impeding federal officers.

This isn’t some obscure technicality prosecutors dusted off to harass Democrats. Conspiring to obstruct federal law enforcement is a serious federal crime. If state and local officials coordinated — through statements, policies, or direct action — to prevent federal agents from doing their jobs, that’s potentially criminal conduct.

The subpoenas will reveal what communications existed between Walz, Frey, Ellison, and others. What did they say privately? What orders did they give? What plans did they make?

Documents don’t lie. Emails don’t spin. Text messages don’t cry “weaponization.”

The paper trail will tell the story.

The Welfare Fraud Connection

Here’s a detail that keeps coming up: both Walz and Frey are already connected to investigations into massive welfare fraud in Minnesota.

The “Feeding Our Future” scandal saw $250 million in federal funds stolen. Dozens have been charged. It’s one of the largest fraud cases in American history.

Walz’s administration oversaw the state agencies that failed to catch — or possibly enabled — this theft. Frey’s city was ground zero for much of the fraud.

Now the same officials who couldn’t prevent a quarter-billion dollars from being stolen are under investigation for obstructing federal law enforcement.

Pattern recognition isn’t conspiracy theory. It’s common sense.

The ActBlue Machine

Notice where the legal defense donations go: ActBlue.

The same platform that processes donations for virtually every Democratic candidate and cause in America. The same operation that’s faced questions about its own practices.

Walz isn’t just raising money for lawyers. He’s activating the Democratic fundraising apparatus to turn his legal jeopardy into a political rallying cry. “Donate now to fight Trump’s persecution!”

It’s genius, really. Get investigated for potentially criminal conduct, then monetize the investigation by casting yourself as a victim of authoritarian overreach.

The base eats it up. The checks roll in. And suddenly being under federal investigation is a fundraising opportunity rather than a legal catastrophe.

What Happens Next

The subpoenas are just the beginning.

Investigators will collect documents. They’ll interview witnesses. They’ll build a timeline of who said what, when, and to whom. They’ll determine whether statements and actions crossed the line from political disagreement into criminal conspiracy.

Walz can raise all the money he wants. He can scream “weaponization” until he’s hoarse. He can compare Trump to every dictator in history.

None of it changes what’s in those documents.

If there’s evidence that Minnesota officials conspired to obstruct federal agents — if the emails and texts and meeting notes show coordination to impede lawful enforcement — all the ActBlue donations in the world won’t save them.

The Bottom Line

Tim Walz called federal agents Nazis. He presided over a state where ICE faced organized resistance. His city became a battleground where people died and agents were maimed.

Now the DOJ wants to know if any of that was coordinated. If officials conspired. If crimes were committed.

Walz’s response? Rush donations to my legal fund.

That’s not the behavior of an innocent man confident in his vindication. That’s the behavior of someone who knows the feds might find something.

“Baseless charges,” the fundraising page says.

We’ll see what the subpoenas turn up.

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