James Rizzo is back in the news, which is usually not a great sign for the women of New York City. This time, the 45-year-old serial creep allegedly slapped an NYU student on the backside and knocked her to the ground. Broad daylight. On her way to class. But don’t worry—he’s only been arrested 16 […]

Well, well, well—look who’s been rummaging around in Uncle Sam’s digital sock drawer again. That’s right, our old pals in Beijing are back at it, this time with a shiny new toy called BRICKSTORM. Sounds like the name of a bad action movie, but unfortunately, it’s not fiction. It’s a real malware cocktail cooked up […]

Well, well, well. Just when the Democrats thought they could gerrymander their way back into relevance, the Supreme Court decided to crash their pity party with a dose of reality—and a win for the GOP. On Thursday, the Court hit pause on a lower court’s attempt to toss out Texas’s redistricting map, which, shocker, just […]

Well, isn’t this rich. Juan Orlando Hernández, the former president of Honduras—and apparently now the world’s most grateful ex-con—has come stumbling out of a U.S. federal prison with tears in his eyes and a thank-you card for Donald Trump. The man was sentenced to 45 years for moving more cocaine than a Netflix drama, but […]

Well, it looks like the Trump administration has finally decided to take the gloves off in the war on fentanyl. And by “war,” I mean actual military strikes on cocaine boats in the Caribbean—because nothing says “anti-opioid campaign” like blowing up a speedboat full of cartel goons somewhere between Barbados and Miami. Welcome to the […]

Well, bless her heart. Aftyn Behn, the Democrat hoping to parachute into Tennessee’s 7th Congressional District, apparently thinks hating country music is a solid campaign strategy in a state where George Strait is closer to sainthood than most politicians. Bold move. Let’s see how that plays out. In a bit of political genius that only […]

Well, it finally happened. Someone figured out how to combine beer, immigration policy, and middle-finger conservatism into one frosty, foamy stunt. Welcome to the Old State Saloon in Eagle, Idaho—where patriotism is served cold, and ICE cooperation gets you one month of free beer. Yes, really. In a move that’s equal parts publicity stunt and […]

Well, it looks like President Trump just kicked over another sacred cow, and this time it’s the IRS. During a Thanksgiving call with U.S. service members — because nothing says “family holiday” like dismantling the tax code — Trump floated the idea of eliminating income taxes altogether. Yes, you read that right. No more federal […]

Let’s all take a moment to appreciate the sound of elite universities choking on their own alphabet soup—DEI, that is. Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion: a feel-good slogan that’s really just a bureaucratic parasite feeding off taxpayer money while pushing race-based hiring, hiring-based hiring, and, occasionally, hiring-your-friend-from-the-activist-club hiring. But the Trump administration, bless its bulldozer energy, […]

Well, pack it up, folks. Fani Willis’ political theater has officially closed for business. After nearly two years of posturing, press conferences, and taxpayer-funded romantic getaways, the great Georgia RICO circus against President Donald Trump has been unceremoniously yanked off life support and sent to the morgue where it belonged from day one. Judge Scott […]